a little christmas appetizer

so i decided to take off work yesterday and the rest of this week and i'm not going back until monday, january 4th, which i'm totally stoked about.  it just means i've been away from my computer more as i have been busy wrapping gifts and getting ready for Jesus' huge birthday party where i get all the presents.  i've been doing all the normal christmas-y things - dinners, parties, get-togethers, being the best damn betty crocker the city of houston has seen, dressing my little meatlof up in as many outfits as i can find, aerobics step class at the gym with one of my besties and our not-gay male friend, you know the usual.  anyways, i've been busier than paris hilton with a video camera, but i have not forgotten about you, my one true love.  as part of my day, i have scheduled time for reading and commenting on all of your awesome blogs and i wanted to show you a little pre-christmas appetizer...

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend knew what the hell they were talking about.  it was probably a gay man.  they always seem to be able to read my heart and mind.  anyways, see that little number over there?  that is my cute, little wrist and my amazingly beautiful new watch.  quasi-bf and i decided the other night just to open up one gift from each other.  this was what i came out with and it's safe to say i came out on top.  he had wrapped it along with this old tattered, sci-fi paperback book that i always see in his car, so at first i was like, "ummm, thanks, muffin top (a term of endearment because the man has .02% body fat)... you got me a shitty sci-fi book that i've seen in your car for over a year now... wow, you shouldn't have... this is almost better than that wooden clock i got one year..." 

he just giggled (yes, giggled) when i finally came across the box with my jeweled goodie. needless to say i'm obsessed with my new pre-christmas appetizer gift.  he's a good gift-giver, wouldn't you say??