the hangover's baby carlos is now a member of our family

mom: so your brother has some sort of character day at school tomorrow and this is what he's going as:

me: aaaaaaahahahahahhahahah

me: hahahahahahhahahahahah

me: hahahahhhhaaaahahahahhaha

mom: okay, that was his reaction when he came walking down the stairs wearing your sister's old baby doll, too.  i guess i don't get it.  she wanted to know why her baby doll was strapped to him and where he was going.  he said the baby's name is carlos?

me: ahahahahhahhahahahah - YEAH!!

mom: hmm, but the baby doesn't even look hispanic.  it has plastic blonde hair and blue eyes.

me: BAHAHAAHAHA, i know.  so this is why he's been trying to grow a spotty, peach fuzz beard?!??

mom: apparently.  okay, i guess i just don't get it.  he said i needed to see the movie.  not happening.  i'm going to bed.