mom: so your brother has some sort of character day at school tomorrow and this is what he's going as:
mom: okay, that was his reaction when he came walking down the stairs wearing your sister's old baby doll, too. i guess i don't get it. she wanted to know why her baby doll was strapped to him and where he was going. he said the baby's name is carlos?
me: ahahahahhahhahahahah - YEAH!!
mom: hmm, but the baby doesn't even look hispanic. it has plastic blonde hair and blue eyes.
me: BAHAHAAHAHA, i know. so this is why he's been trying to grow a spotty, peach fuzz beard?!??
mom: apparently. okay, i guess i just don't get it. he said i needed to see the movie. not happening. i'm going to bed.
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