i'm seriously considering getting bailey help for her relationship issues. you remember what she did to her first mr. mouse, right?? no? no, you don't remember?? well, i've gotten a few new stalkers since then and i know some of y'all are lazy and won't go and read the previous post, so i'll just show you mr. mouse #1. you're welcome:
{bailey went all mike tyson on mr. mouse #1 and ripped off his ear.}
if you thought what she did to her first man was bad, check out what she did to mr. mouse #2:
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{he must have really done something to piss her off...}
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{i don't know how many times i've got to say, you better not mess with the women in this house!}
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She just hasn't met a man she likes yet!!! Lol
haha! Cute dog!!
My dog, Rusty, does the same thing to all his stuffed toys..he tears them to shreds!!
All I can say about that is tis better to be a mouse than a shoe...a really cute strappy shoe that only matches one dress and would be impossible to find again. Not that I would...ahem...know. I've started giving my cats wine corks. They love them so much I've decided to start drinking more wine.
What's IN Mr. Mouse anyway?? Catnip for cats...catpoo for dogs?
hahaha, i think this is just too funny!!
Hi there, I have no idea how I got here- I started over at Shell's "Things I Can't Say", but heck that doesn't matter, because i had to pause here and say hello. First off, I love your flashback Tuesday! I was (am, I suppose) a runner XC and track, but I only did distance. Much respect to your sprinting style!! Second- I have two awesome dogs, one of whom is in the same company as Bailey: destroys, or as I like to say loves, his toys a bit too much. Thanks for the laugh :)
Oh my goodness! He really made her mad! That is too funny. Her poor toys :( I'm so glad my dog doesn't rip her toys to shreds lol. Did this happen in one day?
Haha, you should have seen what my baby did to my SHOES! I took them to the Shoe Hospital and the guy was like "Geeeez, what kind of dog you have?" I was like, um...she's only 8 pounds. He couldn't believe it. I think she hates shoes because when I put shoes on, I leave shortly after. Shoes = Mommy Goes Bye Bye. I can't get mad at her for loving me, right? Especially not when she looks at me with her widdle nuggety face!
Hahaha I love that last picture. She's all like, "Is there a problem?"
Bailey is so adorable. This mayhem is reminiscent of what my family's dog does to her toys.
haha that last picture is so funny.
patton does that to all his babies but one- a puppy that looks like him. i think he thinks that one is his real baby, so he doesn't kill it. maybe if you get her one that looks like her, she will think its her real life baby and take nice, sweet,love, care of it.
we call that mess "baby blood" in my house (that's really horrible, huh?). there is nothing i hate more than cleaning up baby blood.
Bailey and Kirra should reproduce together. She has a Mr. Bill stuffy that screams "Oh Nooooo" when she bites it. And all of the stuffing is strewn around the house.
Aww...the last pic is priceless!
Ok, so we've learned she doesn't like mice. Maybe her next toy should be a different animal...like a weasel or something.
My German Sheppard does the same thing. If I give her a toy with a squeaker in it- it's on. She will not rest until she has the squeaker in her mouth & the stuffing is all over the floor.
I have to disagree with Aubrey I think the women of that house are like the praying mantis!
Be thankful it was not your favorite pair of shoes... ;)
Thats my kind of lady. mhhmm
Oh my goodness- SO funny!
Hahaha Those poor mice. It has to be a painful and scary death.
haha!!! awww!!! she is too cute! i love that last photo...so adorable!
Hanna does the same thing! She kills the ones she loves the most.
How old is she? Our dog June used to do the same thing. I remember 2 years ago at Christmas we got her an awesome snowman toy. (rope arms and stuffing center). She was SO excited. We have lots of sweet pictures of her laying with her head on Mr. Snowman and loving him. Fast Forward to about a day later... Mr. Snowman "MELTED" and his stuffing was everywhere. We stopped buying stuffed toys for a while. Until this year we got her a big package of toys one was a stuffed candy cane with a squeaker. This lasted until last weekend when a guest at our house decided to play TUG-O-WAR with her and the candy cane and it ripped. I was so pissed. She had that thing for almost what 2 months? She loved it and cared for it and then this douche bag goes and makes her rip it!!! GRRR.
My point to this is maybe she'll grow out of it, and if she doesn't at least be happy she takes her aggression out on the toy and not your home ;)
Her face in the last one IS precious!
Same thing happened to me when I found out the ex was cheating on me. I went all psycho and the results are very similar indeed to Mr Mouse #2. Nothing wrong with venting
She has a CLEAR problem with mice. NO MORE MICE (said in the cuh-razy mommy dearest voice of NO MORE WIRE HANGERS - you've seen that right?).
Sooo why did Nelly Furtado's song "Maneater" come into my mind as I looked at that last picture?
What a beast! An adorable beast, but a beast all the same!
We always say our Chloe kills the bobos, but you have to say it like Elmer Fudd says he killed the wabbit. She has just killed her very first giraffe bobo, ripped the guts out, it's dead. Sad really.
ACK! I love Bailey!! I have, or should I say Ranger, has a stuffed Gorilla, named, um...Gorilla, that is on life support. Maybe we can get them into anger management classes together.
Does she do this to purses and shoes? Aack!
Laughing HYSTERICALLY!!! I totally needed this... thanks!! :)
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