Wednesday, January 27, 2010

maybe i'm just not avant garde enough...?


{mmm, i love a man in plastic bubble wrap.  it's important to always being "safe"!}



{i don't know what i love more - the clear, tinkerbell plastic wings or the red peter pan tights.}



{scary.as.shit.}



{when life gives you lemons, make an effing jacket.}



{marshmallows in yo face!}



{i'm not the only one eating too many marshmallows these days...}



{lady gaga, is that you???}



{did kanye west's grandma knit these shades?  i think so.}



{just in case she gets hungry.  models get hungry, too you know.}



{maybe she's just really really cold.}



{i think this one's just too big for her.  maybe it would look good if they had one in her size...  i guess the outfit doesn't come with pants either.}



{for once, i don't even know what to say.  it would at least provide you with a lot of personal space.}

34 comments:

SG said...

Well I'm glad to know that taping a bag of chips to my head is the latest fashion trend. WTF?!

Love the lemon jacket comment. haha

Marian said...

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! The "scary as shit" comment is my favorite!!

carrie1 said...

Umm.... I don't even know where to begin with this whole runway show.. so I am just going to say WOW!

Brown Girl said...

Sometimes I don't "get" fashion. Or maybe it doesn't "get" me? Whatever, that shits weird.

Sole Matters said...

ummm WTF? that shit is NOT cute.

hotpants™ said...

I love Project Runway. Tim Gun has taught me to be fashion forward. This shit is just weird though.

Texan Couture said...

LOL this is so Lady Gaga. I can get the art in some of them but there is just no excuse for the bag of chips to the head none at all!

Bathwater said...

This has got to be some of the stupidest designs I have ever seen. I know designers are suppose to think out of the box box wtf?

No wonder you loose your male audience!

AuntBT said...

Really, bag of chips attached to your head? I have no words.

jessalyn said...

i have that lemon jacket.
only prob is i got it a few months ago, and the fruit flys are really obnoxious.

Classy in Philadelphia said...

YIKES. This is fashion? No thank you.

Meagan@Megs7827 said...

Wow! Yeah I don't get it. But at thanks for the preview of future ga wear!

Cathy said...

Further proof that I could grab random shit, slap it on a skinny, and make my way into the fashion world.

carissajaded said...

Ummmm I don't even know what to say to this! Do people seriously think that people are going to wear these things? Although that Marshmellow head did make me hungry. Chip bag head made me hungry too. These skinny models too. Geez is it lunch time yet?

foxy said...

All of those things are just retarded. How can they really think that's fashion?????

saltsays said...

How did you get a picture of my rehearsal dinner dress!? (3rd one down.)

B-Dub said...

I think you could totally sport the last one! its like living on a runway. Who doesn't want to be in the spot light 24/7?

Brittany said...

OK, this is just too funny lol. Where do you find these types of pictures?! The potato chip bag is outrageous. I hope I never seeing anyone walking down the street in this type of attire.

Rasha said...

Wow those are so horrible.

mommara said...

Hahah. That bag of chips one is so odd. :) So funny

Annie said...

ha!! love your commentary!

Stacy said...

Blech, yeah I don't get this shit either. It's like that godawful dress that Chloe Sevigny wore to The Golden Globes! I don't care if it's "high fashion," it's FUGLY! Just plain FUGLY.

http://thethatswhatshesaidblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/golden-globescontinued.html

Erin said...

I am speechless. Fashion boggles my mind. But starving models carrying bags of chips in their hair? Right up m y alley!!!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Please promise me that you will be that marshmallow on the head thing for Halloween.

And I think i might start wearing chips on my head. I like that one.

Karls said...

High Fashion? Are these people on drugs? And can that guy in the first shot breathe?

Mad Woman said...

As I was scrolling through, all I could think was that these were fashions for Elton John, Cher and Lady Gaga ...combined!

Then I saw that very last one and just about spat out my drink. It reminded me of the parody of Gone With the Wind that Carol Burnett did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6bOpJ5elW8

Too funny!

Lynn said...

I think the people who put these gigs on hide in the audience and laugh at people who take them seriously.

Cee said...

Seriously? Who is like...chips on someones head is totally the next big thing? Who would do that?

Nomad said...

haha... what would tim gunn say?

Ed Adams said...

Great! Now I have to start saving my fucking bubble wrap. Damn it, fashion police!

ScoMan said...

"When life gives you lemons, make an effing jacket" hahaha great advice.

Aunt Juicebox said...

Where in the world is it that people actually go out in public wearing these things? I mean, I'd like to visit. I could never understand why these were called "fashion" shows because it looks more like an art show. Nobody really wears stuff like this. Except Lady G, but that's only recent.

Concord Carpenter said...

Crazy!!!

Shandal said...

Again, I just don't understand these shows... are they going for the "art" of it or for fashion? Freaking weird ass sh@t!