Friday, January 22, 2010

"touching wires causes instant death"


happy friday, lovers!  i've taken the day off today to get some necessary things done (i.e. - get car detailed, go shopping, get facial, mani, pedi, and chubaca eyebrows waxed, go shopping again, take my meatloaf running with me).  you know, the usual.  hope you all have an awesome day and an even more fabulous weekend!  xoxo


{i wasn't even considering it...??}



{no, shit??!?}



{call me crazy, but for some reason i'm less concerned about the $200 fine here...}



{i.wish.every.bar.had.this.sign!!!}



{reminds me of this past winter and all my northern friends.}



{this sign = my kitchen}

42 comments:

foxy said...

LOVE THE SIGNS! Happy weekend, woman!

Rasha said...

hahaha too dang funny and I do want that burger king sign in my kitchen!

hotpants™ said...

We need the gate sign in my subdivision. You'd be surprised how many people have run into it.

RedDreads said...

Ahahahaha I LOVE the bar sign!

Mrs Montoya said...

Woo hoo! Enjoy your productive day off. I have a facial on my list of things I want to do, too. You're a lucky girl today. I can't make the time for another couple o' weeks!!

RedDreads said...

P.S. I feel as though you'll appreciate my last post

Morgan said...

I'm taking a day off next week to do exactly what you're doing! There are so many things piling up - the day is needed!

B-Dub said...

The Burger King sign is my life motto.

Masala Chica said...

LOL. I am loving it. Especially the part about molesting alligators. That only has happened to me once and I was really, really drunk so I think its ok, right?
Kiran

Laura@Cowboy Boots said...

if touching wires causes instant death...who will they collect the fine from ? ha ha

carissajaded said...

Awesome signs!!! Love em! Especially the alligator one!! Happy weekend!!

Cathy said...

Alligator molesting...does this happen often?

JUST ME said...

I'm sure there's a website out there completely dedicated to alligator molesting.

Bathwater said...

How does one actually go about molesting an alligator anyway?

MCW said...

The $200 fine and dying is great.

jessalyn said...

jealous of your fab friday!
have a wonderful weekend! :)
<3

♥Aubrey said...

Those signs are HILLARIOUS!!!
How on earth would one fine you when you're dead? Lol
And smoking...if you do...it better NOT be around me. Blaaaaah.

Happy Friday beautiful. Wish i could go shopping with you. I mean could you imagine...we'd have a blast!!!

saltsays said...

I wish I was doing any or all of those things today. BUT at least I get to go for a facial and mani tomorrow.

Those are pure hilarity. I think the electrocution sign is my fave. Do they think they would still enforce the fine even in the event of death? Because that's what it sure sounds like.

Marian said...

I wish I took a personal day today as well. Seems like everyone's doing it:) Enjoy it and the rest of the weekend girrrrrl!

xoxo

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

just when you thought it was safe to hump a gator!

HAPPY WEEKEND!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

OMG, I need to do all those things. Especially the Chuy eyebrows!

Allyson said...

I wish that's what I was doing today. I need a beauty day something FIERCE. And this post reminds me that I took a picture while we were at Ft. McHenry in Baltimore of a sign showing construction workers what "appropriate work attire" was...thanks for that. Off to dig it out..
Happy WEEKEND!! It's CHAMPAGNE FRIDAY!!

RedDreads said...

Not to creepily stalk you, but could your comments be anymore freakin' awesome?? THANKS! Jeesh, such a compliment!

However it did make me picture the old asian lady with my hair on her head... creeeppyy, thanks a lot.

Mad Woman said...

Oh I need that sign in my kitchen too!

ScoMan said...

The sad thing about the alligator sign is, if they had to put the sign up, that means they've had problems with it in the past.

And I love the last one. Not that I ever cook for anyone, but I still want it in my kitchen.

Concord Carpenter said...

Great signs... molest the allegator??

AJ said...

signs make me smile... in fact... I am so stealing this idea for tomorrow. GOOD NIGHT!

Candice said...

Love the smoking sign!

Taylor @ Jimmy Choos and a Baby Too said...

HAHA Im seriously cracking up! Those are hilarious!

abigail said...

so funny! I love the smoking one.

Meagan@Megs7827 said...

I have a question. Since you are so good at it, how do you send an email reply?

bananas. said...

-18 degress fucking cold...AHHHH HAHAHAHA!!! HILARIOUS! and pretty effin genius!

happy weekend darling. hope you're living it up!

Brown Girl said...

Ha, those signs are funny. Molesting an alligator?? WTF? odd.

MODG said...

I"m about to run out to burger king right now.

Shandal said...

It's kind of hard to charge someone a $200 fine when they were just instantly killed by touching the wires... Bah hahahaha - These were great!

Kiera said...

haha!

The Only Girl said...

OMG - where did you find these?!? VERY funny stuff girlie.

Erin said...

These are fantastic! Just what I needed---a laugh to start my day!

Rachel Cotterill said...

Great signs :)

Mrs. Lovely said...

Thanks for following. I love the kitchen sign! I should get one for my place and point to it if hubby complains about the menu.. hehe

Annie said...

HA!! love all of these signs!!
although some are quite disturbing, instant death and molesting alligators...for reals?!
if that prior lake is referring to the one in MN, i'm not too far from there ;)

Elizabeth Marie said...

"assume you are on fire" AHAHAHAAA!!!! SERIOUSLY that should be a new law.