Friday, January 15, 2010

eleven good reasons why i want to be lady g

little girls are always wanting their barbies and dolls to look just.freaking.like.them, right??  right.  (this is a complete sidenote, but when i was little, my mom always struggled with finding the barbie dolls i wanted with brunette hair.  they were almost always blonde!  mattel has since gotten smart and is inclusive of all hair and skin colors.  where was "equality for all" in the 80s??  a little too late for me, mattel!)  anyways, i'm sure most of your ladies were no different.  this fact is evident by the american doll company whose "create your own american doll look-alikes" have sold like hotcakes.  american doll company allows little girls to create their own look-alike dolls picking the eye color, hair color and type, skin color, etc.  they even sell doll clothes and little girls' clothes to match so you and your doll can be all matchy match and everyone will point and be super jealous because you were so cool.  bascially, we're all narcissistic - we love attention and we love shit to look like us.  plus, imitation is the highest form of flattery.  even if you're a total freak, i'm sure you wouldn't mind someone creating a doll who looked just.like.you.

speaking of freaks - by now, it's no secret that i love the ga.  l-o-v-e love.  apparently the makers of barbie do too and i cannot tell you how jealous i am.  ladies (and the few gentlemen who are so kind as to put up with some of my non-manly stuff and read my blog), i present you with eleven damn good reasons why i want to be lady g: not one, not two, but ELEVEN look-alike barbies!!!


the "eff the bump-it" barbie


the "ga shield" barbie


the "no need for an umbrella" barbie


the "flaming bubies" barbie


the "classiest lady g" barbie


the "feathered face warmer" barbie and her friend, the "ron paul look-alike" barbie


the "don't look me straight in the face" barbie


the "i don't want you near my lady parts" barbie


the "gaga wedding" barbie


the "lace in yo face" barbie


the "jurassic park" barbie


32 comments:

hotpants™ said...

I stole all of these from MSN this morning so I could post about this. You beat me to it. The first and last are my faves.

Bathwater said...

Ok I did find something of not in your post that I will tie in to my comment and make this all worth while and educational for someone.

The other day my son Max and I were watching the TV show Dollhouse which deals with beautiful people both male and female having memories insert in there heads. Max pointed out all the female "dolls" were brunette so apparently being a blond Barbie isn't all that. ;)

Lindsey said...

I always wanted my barbies to look like me, but I had short hair when I was little and my barbies had long... so I cut their hair off...and got in a lot of trouble for it! lol cute post

jessalyn said...

i want to see meredith in a ga look. homework for the weekend? i think all of your readers would heart that.

Aunt Juicebox said...

I like the jurassic barbie. LOL

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

I pretty much want to be the lace in yo' face barbie.

It's the simple things that make me happy. Are you listening Mattel?

Shandal said...

WOW! I love the classic one. So hot!

bananas. said...

Bahhhhahahahhahahaha...i freakin love it. LOVE IT! I've been gaga for gaga for years now. She may be a complete freakazoid but she's one talented freakazoid! I'll take the flaming boobies doll. Thx.

Nomad said...

i'll be honest with you. even i want to be lady g... she is the most addictive new artist i have seen in years... plus she has made it cool for me to cut up my sheets and wear them around my head. go gaga!

Taylor @ Jimmy Choos and a Baby Too said...

I love lady G!

Nomad said...

ra ra ra a ah...

saltsays said...

Holy crap...Ga could have been an extra in the horror movie Silent Hill in that lacy red get-up. I had a nightmare about something that looked like that once.

I also wonder how one sits down while wearing a gyroscope?

This is easily the best thing I have seen all day.

Llama said...

that is hysterical! i love it!

ScoMan said...

Haha Wow! That's a lot of Ga Ga and a lot of Barbie Ga Ga.

I wonder what poses they would use of me if they were to make 11 dolls in my image

"At the computer"
"Watching television"
"Talking to a coworker"

Yeah, not so exciting.

Cathy said...

I have a friend who dressed up at "lace in yo face" ga for halloween. It was fucking amazing. She didn't half ass it. I need to get you a picture so you can be in awe.

Kinsey Michaels said...

Some of those dolls look so funny! I too am a fan of Lady GaGa, but more her music than "her"...

p.s. I am now a lover! Follower #113

xo

B-Dub said...

I had no idea that anyone else loves The G the same way I do... We should totally be bff!

Julie (brown eyed belle) said...

AHHHH!!! You rock my world!! This made my freaking day (week actually)! I think I will take 'eff the bump it' :) Love your pretty face! Have a wonderful weekend!

kys said...

I didn't want my Barbies to look like me. I didn't even want to look like me. *playing tiny violin for myself*

Candice said...

I never played with Barbies. Can you believe that crap?

RedDreads said...

Holy hell! No way! That's hysterical.

Cee said...

I love those! I am always a little sad it's not acceptable for me to still play with my Barbies.

Barefoot in the Park said...

oh wow. lace in yo face. redonkulous!

Ed Adams said...

GAGA is a freak.

I'd still hit that.

Kiera said...

wait. wait one second. is this a joke? no im not kidding

♥Aubrey said...

♥ I GAVE YOU AN AWARD ♥

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

I gave you an award, too. Duh.

Kristin said...

The flaming bubies is my absolute fave! Freaking awesome!

Kate House said...

Where was the "stay away from my lady parts" outfit during all of those frat parties? WHERE?

Mrs Montoya said...

lace in yo face is my fav. Maybe I should try to procure one for the Princess' next birthday. I'd have been ALL.OVER.THIS when I was a kid. Good find. Funny ass post.

At least I'm skinny said...

I love Lady Gaga and I love Barbie. My heart is exploding.

The Only Girl said...

If I could, I'd buy each one of these for you.