little girls are always wanting their barbies and dolls to look just.freaking.like.them, right?? right. (this is a complete sidenote, but when i was little, my mom always struggled with finding the barbie dolls i wanted with brunette hair. they were almost always blonde! mattel has since gotten smart and is inclusive of all hair and skin colors. where was "equality for all" in the 80s?? a little too late for me, mattel!) anyways, i'm sure most of your ladies were no different. this fact is evident by the american doll company whose "create your own american doll look-alikes" have sold like hotcakes. american doll company allows little girls to create their own look-alike dolls picking the eye color, hair color and type, skin color, etc. they even sell doll clothes and little girls' clothes to match so you and your doll can be all matchy match and everyone will point and be super jealous because you were so cool. bascially, we're all narcissistic - we love attention and we love shit to look like us. plus, imitation is the highest form of flattery. even if you're a total freak, i'm sure you wouldn't mind someone creating a doll who looked just.like.you.
speaking of freaks - by now, it's no secret that i love the ga. l-o-v-e love. apparently the makers of barbie do too and i cannot tell you how jealous i am. ladies (and the few gentlemen who are so kind as to put up with some of my non-manly stuff and read my blog), i present you with eleven damn good reasons why i want to be lady g: not one, not two, but ELEVEN look-alike barbies!!!
the "eff the bump-it" barbie
the "ga shield" barbie
the "no need for an umbrella" barbie
the "flaming bubies" barbie
the "classiest lady g" barbie
the "feathered face warmer" barbie and her friend, the "ron paul look-alike" barbie
the "don't look me straight in the face" barbie
the "i don't want you near my lady parts" barbie
the "gaga wedding" barbie
the "lace in yo face" barbie
the "jurassic park" barbie
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I stole all of these from MSN this morning so I could post about this. You beat me to it. The first and last are my faves.
Ok I did find something of not in your post that I will tie in to my comment and make this all worth while and educational for someone.
The other day my son Max and I were watching the TV show Dollhouse which deals with beautiful people both male and female having memories insert in there heads. Max pointed out all the female "dolls" were brunette so apparently being a blond Barbie isn't all that. ;)
I always wanted my barbies to look like me, but I had short hair when I was little and my barbies had long... so I cut their hair off...and got in a lot of trouble for it! lol cute post
i want to see meredith in a ga look. homework for the weekend? i think all of your readers would heart that.
I like the jurassic barbie. LOL
I pretty much want to be the lace in yo' face barbie.
It's the simple things that make me happy. Are you listening Mattel?
WOW! I love the classic one. So hot!
Bahhhhahahahhahahaha...i freakin love it. LOVE IT! I've been gaga for gaga for years now. She may be a complete freakazoid but she's one talented freakazoid! I'll take the flaming boobies doll. Thx.
i'll be honest with you. even i want to be lady g... she is the most addictive new artist i have seen in years... plus she has made it cool for me to cut up my sheets and wear them around my head. go gaga!
I love lady G!
ra ra ra a ah...
Holy crap...Ga could have been an extra in the horror movie Silent Hill in that lacy red get-up. I had a nightmare about something that looked like that once.
I also wonder how one sits down while wearing a gyroscope?
This is easily the best thing I have seen all day.
that is hysterical! i love it!
Haha Wow! That's a lot of Ga Ga and a lot of Barbie Ga Ga.
I wonder what poses they would use of me if they were to make 11 dolls in my image
"At the computer"
"Watching television"
"Talking to a coworker"
Yeah, not so exciting.
I have a friend who dressed up at "lace in yo face" ga for halloween. It was fucking amazing. She didn't half ass it. I need to get you a picture so you can be in awe.
Some of those dolls look so funny! I too am a fan of Lady GaGa, but more her music than "her"...
p.s. I am now a lover! Follower #113
xo
I had no idea that anyone else loves The G the same way I do... We should totally be bff!
AHHHH!!! You rock my world!! This made my freaking day (week actually)! I think I will take 'eff the bump it' :) Love your pretty face! Have a wonderful weekend!
I didn't want my Barbies to look like me. I didn't even want to look like me. *playing tiny violin for myself*
I never played with Barbies. Can you believe that crap?
Holy hell! No way! That's hysterical.
I love those! I am always a little sad it's not acceptable for me to still play with my Barbies.
oh wow. lace in yo face. redonkulous!
GAGA is a freak.
I'd still hit that.
wait. wait one second. is this a joke? no im not kidding
♥ I GAVE YOU AN AWARD ♥
I gave you an award, too. Duh.
The flaming bubies is my absolute fave! Freaking awesome!
Where was the "stay away from my lady parts" outfit during all of those frat parties? WHERE?
lace in yo face is my fav. Maybe I should try to procure one for the Princess' next birthday. I'd have been ALL.OVER.THIS when I was a kid. Good find. Funny ass post.
I love Lady Gaga and I love Barbie. My heart is exploding.
If I could, I'd buy each one of these for you.
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