mom: really? okay, santa will get you some for christmas.
little sister: MOM!! oh my gosh, seriously?! i have two things to say: 1. that's inappropriate and weird for santa to pick out panties for me, and 2. i need new panties NOW. it's not a gift, it's a necessity. [she's 10 years old, by the way, people and she actually talks like this.]
me: [cracking up] little sis, why don't you just start wearing the kind of panties i wear? i'll get you some tomorrow during my lunch break and bring them to mom's house.
little sister: umm, meredith, stuart little wears bigger underwear than you. no, thanks.
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i have to say panties is a word that creeps me out big time
underwear makes me think of men's (or old women's) white-y tighties and the words thong and g-string just plain gross me out; i can't find a suitable alternative, haha
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