so "operation-don't-eat-so-i-can-look-like-a-victoria's-secret-swimsuit-model" this weekend was a total failure, as i assumed it would be. i've been on this total carb kick for oh, say, 20+ years and i don't think i'll be conquering it anytime soon.
because i have a crapton of work to do and because i am entirely and unequivocally uninteresting this morning, i will leave you to be with my new bfffffff, squeaky. (and in honor of surferwife, i ask that it be pronounced just as it as written: "bfffff." none of the B.F.F. crap anymore.)
happy passover to my jews out there, holy week to my Christian brothas and sistas, and four-day work week to all of us!!
p.s. - i'm considering doing a vlog post. is that something any of you would be interested in watching at all or am just that insanely boring? also, what would y'all like to hear about? are there any burning questions you have or any topic you want me to talk about? i mean, as much as i like the sound of my own voice, i'd kind of rather you all dictate this show since y'all will - hopefully, fingers crossed - be the ones watching it.
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Am I the only one sidetracked because China Grove doesn't sound like the name of a ranch?
I'm a dork.
Boo, I have to work half a day Friday!! But yes, happy short week to all!
Honey you know you already look like one of them girls, why even bother?
I hate my own voice too, so I understand the feeling, but you should definitely do the vlog anyway.
I'm checking out your bffffff now. I need some smiles so hopefully he will cheer me up!
I'll have to watch the video when I get home.
Also, YES do a vlog!! I have been kicking the idea around as well, simply because I want to see if anyone thinks I sound like I should be in the movie "Fargo". I mean, I know I don't sound that bad, but I want some reader feedback.
Awww... I love squeaky!! That is so sweet!
Sweeeet! Who needs a cow dog when you can have a pizza eating, dr. pepper swillin' cow pig. At least she knows what to drink in Texas!
It's Babe from that movie!
Squeaky will be a good companion on the beach - you'll look very thin and tiny in comparison! AND you can share Dr. Pepper with her.
Not that you are NOT thin and tiny ... just to be clear.
You MUST do a vlog... must must must... or I will hunt you down and find you...
Happy short work week! woot!
Vlog = Yes
VLOG fo shiz.
girlfriend - you are so skinny and perfect already - you are way better than a vs model - cut that shit out.
carbs make the world go round and in all honesty, a much better and tastier place.
kiran
May I recommend the ...I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm going to pass out I eat a cube of cheese diet;)
And I would totally watch and love every minute of a Vlog. DO IT
How cute is squeaky?! I think you should do a vlog :-) Better you than me! lol
P.S - you don't need to do an operation no eat because we alll saw that pic of you in a toga costume and you look amazing!
Am I the only one that wants to know the results of the bikini search?
Do a vlog. Now that I have my new computer I've been thinking about doing one too...so I'll copy you haha.
That has got to be the cutest pig ever! (Babe's got nothing on squeaky!) And he loves Dr. Pepper and pizza...that pig rolls large!
Vlog away!!
I like to watch a vlog just to see how the person looks and sounds, and I'm interested in seeing you, but to be honest, I'm not much of a vlog watcher in the long term. That requires sound, and I keep mine turned off most of the time.
I definitely miss living back east during this week, we don't get Friday off here, boo! We got Yom Kippur at Syracuse too, those were the days :)
I would just like to hear you talk, about anything - so I can experience your accent. I love me an accent!
Yes, yessss! You must vlog! If i hear you talk then it will feel like you're real and i like real :)
Peace out bfffffff! Haha! Ps. Don't get freaked out that i called you that...i just wanted to say it.
You need to do a question/answer post! And then you can answer a few at a time or something :)
YES to a vlog!!! I'll get back to you on the topic and on my comment to the squeaky dude _ I can't watch it while at work!
P.S. my nickname is Squeak. That's what my dad calls me ;)
His son's name is Shorty. And he named a pig Squeeky. LOVE IT.
Squeaky is awesome! And I'll totally watch a vlog!!
cutest pig ever - I'm glad we share a common nickname! :)
i'm only down with the vlog if you're wearing a toga and sitting on a throne made of marshmallows.. wait, what??
SO down for the vlog thing
Yup yup. You need to clog for sursies. Err or vlog. Damn predictive text.
Please talk of how we will spend your west coast vacay. Also, I would appreciate a co starring role by Bailey.
A vlog is an absolute must!! I can't wait!! Yes, I'm excited about this!
I started to watch the video but couldn't find the volume control on it. It sounded like the guy had a monotone voice though. And I did hear some squeaking, which I think it what you wanted us to hear?
You should do a vlog. Everyone should. I tried and gave up, so everyone should at least try.
You should talk about.. I don't know, a typical day or week or weekend or month or year or hour or something in your life.
I know your blogs cover that.. but I couldn't think of another topic.
love squeaky!
what's with everyone getting Friday off? Not fair!
thanks for the Passover shout out, meredith!!
;-)
I WANT YOU TO DO A VLOG. LIKE, NOW. GET ON IT.
I will watch no matter what you talk about. Can't wait!! Don't let me/us down now, mmmm'kay?
Omg...where do you even FIND this stuff?? You would think that a pig who eats pepperoni would realize that she's probably eating her little sister. That's freaking hysterical. I'm sure the ranchers of China Grove feel like they've really made the big time now... ;)
I am also trying the "don't-eat-so-i-can-look-like-a-victoria's-secret-swimsuit-model"...NOT working for me!! :)
I'm all about watching the vlog, but can't even start to think of anything witty for you to talk about. My clever gene is not working today. Trying to make it through a painful four days before Spring Break! Woo hoo! Too bad I'm taking my kids to FL to see my parents instead of going to Cancun again :) Those were the days . . .
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