so "operation-don't-eat-so-i-can-look-like-a-victoria's-secret-swimsuit-model" this weekend was a total failure, as i assumed it would be. i've been on this total carb kick for oh, say, 20+ years and i don't think i'll be conquering it anytime soon.
because i have a crapton of work to do and because i am entirely and unequivocally uninteresting this morning, i will leave you to be with my new bfffffff, squeaky. (and in honor of surferwife, i ask that it be pronounced just as it as written: "bfffff." none of the B.F.F. crap anymore.)
happy passover to my jews out there, holy week to my Christian brothas and sistas, and four-day work week to all of us!!
p.s. - i'm considering doing a vlog post. is that something any of you would be interested in watching at all or am just that insanely boring? also, what would y'all like to hear about? are there any burning questions you have or any topic you want me to talk about? i mean, as much as i like the sound of my own voice, i'd kind of rather you all dictate this show since y'all will - hopefully, fingers crossed - be the ones watching it.