Monday, March 29, 2010

friends, squeaky. squeaky, friends.

so "operation-don't-eat-so-i-can-look-like-a-victoria's-secret-swimsuit-model" this weekend was a total failure, as i assumed it would be.  i've been on this total carb kick for oh, say, 20+ years and i don't think i'll be conquering it anytime soon.

because i have a crapton of work to do and because i am entirely and unequivocally uninteresting this morning, i will leave you to be with my new bfffffff, squeaky.  (and in honor of surferwife, i ask that it be pronounced just as it as written: "bfffff."  none of the B.F.F. crap anymore.)




happy passover to my jews out there, holy week to my Christian brothas and sistas, and four-day work week to all of us!!

p.s. - i'm considering doing a vlog post.  is that something any of you would be interested in watching at all or am  just that insanely boring?  also, what would y'all like to hear about?  are there any burning questions you have or any topic you want me to talk about?  i mean, as much as i like the sound of my own voice, i'd kind of rather you all dictate this show since y'all will - hopefully, fingers crossed - be the ones watching it.

37 comments:

MiMi said...

Am I the only one sidetracked because China Grove doesn't sound like the name of a ranch?
I'm a dork.

Vic said...

Boo, I have to work half a day Friday!! But yes, happy short week to all!

Ashley said...

Honey you know you already look like one of them girls, why even bother?

Salt said...

I hate my own voice too, so I understand the feeling, but you should definitely do the vlog anyway.

I'm checking out your bffffff now. I need some smiles so hopefully he will cheer me up!

Cathy said...

I'll have to watch the video when I get home.

Also, YES do a vlog!! I have been kicking the idea around as well, simply because I want to see if anyone thinks I sound like I should be in the movie "Fargo". I mean, I know I don't sound that bad, but I want some reader feedback.

foxy said...

Awww... I love squeaky!! That is so sweet!

Cara Smith said...

Sweeeet! Who needs a cow dog when you can have a pizza eating, dr. pepper swillin' cow pig. At least she knows what to drink in Texas!

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

It's Babe from that movie!

Squeaky will be a good companion on the beach - you'll look very thin and tiny in comparison! AND you can share Dr. Pepper with her.

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

Not that you are NOT thin and tiny ... just to be clear.

Ams said...

You MUST do a vlog... must must must... or I will hunt you down and find you...
Happy short work week! woot!

hotpants™ said...

Vlog = Yes

Masala Chica said...

VLOG fo shiz.

girlfriend - you are so skinny and perfect already - you are way better than a vs model - cut that shit out.

carbs make the world go round and in all honesty, a much better and tastier place.
kiran

Marian said...

May I recommend the ...I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm going to pass out I eat a cube of cheese diet;)

And I would totally watch and love every minute of a Vlog. DO IT

Brittany said...

How cute is squeaky?! I think you should do a vlog :-) Better you than me! lol

P.S - you don't need to do an operation no eat because we alll saw that pic of you in a toga costume and you look amazing!

Bathwater said...

Am I the only one that wants to know the results of the bikini search?

Cee said...

Do a vlog. Now that I have my new computer I've been thinking about doing one too...so I'll copy you haha.

Nikosmommy said...

That has got to be the cutest pig ever! (Babe's got nothing on squeaky!) And he loves Dr. Pepper and pizza...that pig rolls large!

Morgan said...

Vlog away!!

Aunt Juicebox said...

I like to watch a vlog just to see how the person looks and sounds, and I'm interested in seeing you, but to be honest, I'm not much of a vlog watcher in the long term. That requires sound, and I keep mine turned off most of the time.

Hutch said...

I definitely miss living back east during this week, we don't get Friday off here, boo! We got Yom Kippur at Syracuse too, those were the days :)

The Only Girl said...

I would just like to hear you talk, about anything - so I can experience your accent. I love me an accent!

bananas. said...

Yes, yessss! You must vlog! If i hear you talk then it will feel like you're real and i like real :)

Peace out bfffffff! Haha! Ps. Don't get freaked out that i called you that...i just wanted to say it.

Mrs. Hesson said...

You need to do a question/answer post! And then you can answer a few at a time or something :)

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

YES to a vlog!!! I'll get back to you on the topic and on my comment to the squeaky dude _ I can't watch it while at work!

P.S. my nickname is Squeak. That's what my dad calls me ;)

JUST ME said...

His son's name is Shorty. And he named a pig Squeeky. LOVE IT.

Mad Woman said...

Squeaky is awesome! And I'll totally watch a vlog!!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

cutest pig ever - I'm glad we share a common nickname! :)

Tara said...

i'm only down with the vlog if you're wearing a toga and sitting on a throne made of marshmallows.. wait, what??

RedDreads said...

SO down for the vlog thing

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Yup yup. You need to clog for sursies. Err or vlog. Damn predictive text.

Please talk of how we will spend your west coast vacay. Also, I would appreciate a co starring role by Bailey.

Julie (brown eyed belle) said...

A vlog is an absolute must!! I can't wait!! Yes, I'm excited about this!

ScoMan said...

I started to watch the video but couldn't find the volume control on it. It sounded like the guy had a monotone voice though. And I did hear some squeaking, which I think it what you wanted us to hear?

You should do a vlog. Everyone should. I tried and gave up, so everyone should at least try.

You should talk about.. I don't know, a typical day or week or weekend or month or year or hour or something in your life.

I know your blogs cover that.. but I couldn't think of another topic.

Christy said...

love squeaky!

what's with everyone getting Friday off? Not fair!

Erin said...

thanks for the Passover shout out, meredith!!
;-)

I WANT YOU TO DO A VLOG. LIKE, NOW. GET ON IT.

I will watch no matter what you talk about. Can't wait!! Don't let me/us down now, mmmm'kay?

Allyson said...

Omg...where do you even FIND this stuff?? You would think that a pig who eats pepperoni would realize that she's probably eating her little sister. That's freaking hysterical. I'm sure the ranchers of China Grove feel like they've really made the big time now... ;)

Hannah said...

I am also trying the "don't-eat-so-i-can-look-like-a-victoria's-secret-swimsuit-model"...NOT working for me!! :)

Mrs Montoya said...

I'm all about watching the vlog, but can't even start to think of anything witty for you to talk about. My clever gene is not working today. Trying to make it through a painful four days before Spring Break! Woo hoo! Too bad I'm taking my kids to FL to see my parents instead of going to Cancun again :) Those were the days . . .