it's thursday, and you all know what that means. i know, it's your favorite day of the week around these parts and the only reason why you read my pandering.
aiming to be the world's fattest woman. first of all, you read that right. second, of all who does this?! according to this article, donna simpson is working as hard as she can to get fat - very, very fat. she weighs 600 pounds, she claims, and is vying for the title of world's fattest woman from the guinness book of world records. if she can't do it, she'll settle for world's fattest mom. wow, lady. wow. so you're willing to slowly kill yourself and leave your children motherless. i wonder what people's reaction would be if this woman was anorexic and she was starving herself to be the "world's skinniest woman." this woman obviously has some sort of illness (other than obesity), and for the sake of her children, i hope she gets help.
{way to stay healthy for your kids. very admirable.}
surferwife is super famous which means i am kind of famous. i am really lucky to be a part of an amazing trifecta. (trifecta = jessalyn from cape cod awesome, monique from a day in the life of a surferwife, and yours truly.) each of us ladies bring something awesome to the table. for one member of the trifecta, we keep her around to get close to the famies. surferwife and her surferhusband went to the... wait for it... taping of the chelsea lately show!! if you have no clue who chelsea handler, chuy, heather "longboobs" mcdonald, or any of the other crew is, i've provided hyperlinks and pictures. you're welcome. not only was surferchick specifically invited by heather "longboobs" mcdonald, but "longboobs" also follows her on freaking twitter. this in and of itself makes surferwoman a big effing deal. let me spell this out for you: "longboobs" has over 28,000 followers and she only follows 30 people. 30 people, people. surferwife is one of those 30. insane. be sure to tune in or set your DVRs to E! at 10:30 p.m. CST. surferwoman will be documenting the whole experience tomorrow on her blog so be sure and check her out. she's promised jess and i it will be legendary.
{chelsea handler and her ever faithful sidekick, chuy.}
sandra bullock and jesse james split?? say it ain't so!! there are reports saying that america's sweetheart, sandra bullock, and her tatted up husband, jesse james, are no longer living under the same roof. people magazine is reporting this and people is usually pretty legit... i hope they're wrong.
{j.j. apparently cheated on sandy with a tattoo-porn star model.}
maryland dog eats $20,000 diamond. i would have died on the spot. at least i'm not the only one with a bad dog. mine just eats dead squirrels. nothing of significant value.
tab for house health bill: $940B over 10 years. can i just be honest? i don't mean to get all political up in yo' faces, but this really stresses me out. house democrats are on track for a sunday vote on sweeping health care legislation that will expand coverage to millions of uninsured while also reducing the federal deficit, leaders said today. the bill delivers on pres obama’s top domestic priority by providing coverage to more than 30 million people now uninsured at a 10-year cost of $940 billion. it does so through a combination of tax credits for middle class households and an expansion of the medicaid program for low income people. read the full article here.
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